- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Okay.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Immigration Laws

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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