Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Once upon a time a was born

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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where is the world?

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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