Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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black chicken. kfc

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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