- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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