- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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