Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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