- Anti Joke

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*