- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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