- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Guess what? Bananas

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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