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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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