Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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