- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

it was all Tagart

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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