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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what goes boo a sock

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Trump will make America great again.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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