I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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