Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

neil likes pube toast

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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