What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

your mum

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A jew enters a mall.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Connor is homosexuaI

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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