- Anti Joke

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.