What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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