- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Jimmy Saville

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Who is John Galt?

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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