- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

I named my son ps2 controller

Casey Anthony kills a baby

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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