- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

PIED NINNY!

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Sixty... eight

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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