- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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