- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Connor is homosexuaI

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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