What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Daniel is a fag

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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KOOKABURRA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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