What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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