- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jew enters a mall.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

your mum

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

MRLSIXBWBSOVODKSHAIFKQJXIGJNRMWKSJDIVIVKEBWBEBKGKBODJWBEBJRRKFOBPBPDJWVECTNYLLNNIFUDJEBWKSOXOVOFJSBSBDKCKFKTKEBEJDLDOFIDKDJDHDBENSMSKSKSKSKSJDJDJSNRNTNTKDPQPWJSHCHCJDNEBBSJSKC

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Equal rights!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??