- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Sex

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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