- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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