- Anti Joke

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A woman wears a dress.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A woman wears a dress.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!