- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

I am dyslexic

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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