- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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