A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Smelly Indians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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