-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Katy Perry

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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