A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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White NBA players.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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