- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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