how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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you will like this because i am black.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How would you rule?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Anti Joke

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