- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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