- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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