- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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