- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

all your base are belong to mark

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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