- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A bar walks into a man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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