- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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