- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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