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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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