- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Thats what she said

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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