Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Irish sobriety

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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