A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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