when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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aodhan hearty

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Tony Romo

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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