man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Justin Beiber is a good singer

if you don't like this you're gay

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