- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??