A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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I like touching my boobs

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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