Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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y u no like me joke?

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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