why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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the lemon was sweet.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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