- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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