Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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one stop shop

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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