You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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