- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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