Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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