Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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