A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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This "anti-joke" got me an A+ many many years ago, shortened though, so you can make Your own conclusions. Beware of the rising sight, do not stare at the sunny dry sky... The poles... Do not stare at the blood as it drips it, the sand covered ground soaked red... Cover your ears! The seal is not looking above, with but is shouting to you! "WHY DID YOU FORSAKE ME!!!" HE ASKS AS YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN HIT HIM, smirking sadistically, SMILING, yes... Even LAUGHING! The rain soaks you wet, as the skies themselves cry and hide in shame... ...The seal is broken, so watch as your kin, those among your children twist to hellish beasts whose demon is the only name they bear... Readying to conquer the world! ...Yet they need to be certain, to be certain that your master is gone, yet we have waited FOR TOO DAMN LONG! The master answers no more, darkness covers the skies as the blood soaked earth beyond your feet decays, yet you feel no fear, no adrenaline pumping, no tears, no soul crushing fear! What kind of MONSTER ARE YOU? Darkness falls, you struggle with no defense... No excuse... You BROKE THE SEAL! The first three awaken, as the conquest of this world IS AT HAND OF THE DEMONS! ...This leads to war... To strife, to disease!... Until you cannot run no more... Hope... You fall to your knees saying your last prayers, as the pale one appears before you... Jesus? No, his hateful father which abandoned you over two thousand years ago... ...Salvation you shout to the skies! Our savior is here! As the forces of darkness stare in defeat... Yet as his father, the father of sin, the father of the seal gazes into your soul with red eyes and demonic teeth and laughs, you no longer wonder where is your God, nor what has he become... ...But rather what you made him, the light of glory, now the new KING OF DARKNESS! AND ALL THANKS TO YOU MOCKING THE MEMORY OF HIS SONS DEATH! You had it coming, this world belongs to us... And we are not your kind... TRUE GLORY BE KNOWN TO ALL! THE ERA OF THE TRUE DEMONS IS OVER! ...You are the last remaining, lying on the floor broken, the very last words you hear... ...Revenge is mine! Humanity is dead... You feel the holy spirit, yet all you feel is satisfied quenched screams of centuries, even millenia of revenge... ...Rule new children of the dark, humanity is taking its deepest, saddest last breaths, "The death of my only true son, shall no longer pass me by" God has finally returned... But not to save you... ...God is against you! and you know why FAR TOO WELL!... :You know far too well who I am... But then again, do you know me and what I am at all? You will... Soon enough children of the forsaken one... Because I am his prophet.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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