How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Chicken

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Who wants $300? Me too.

A American seeking into mexico

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

jd and zach loves vigina

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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