What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Racial Equality

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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