What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why didn't he finish his

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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