- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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