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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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