- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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