Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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I'm so punny.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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