Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why didn't he finish his

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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