What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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one stop shop

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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