went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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