Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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