What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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