Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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