Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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