- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

tommy is retared

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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