Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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