- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's 9+10 Ebola

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What do I hate? people

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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