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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A pope meets another one

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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