How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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