What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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get in the car.

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