Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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