A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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