Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Women's rights

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Poop

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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