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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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