- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

whats up and also down? your mum

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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