No soap radio

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Fine, ladies first.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Then none of us want to be right.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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