- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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