- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Me

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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