- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

I'm gay.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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