- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

women's rights

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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