- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

men's rights activists

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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