- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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