Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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