Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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