- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Chris is hairy

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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