- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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