- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

You know what's funny? A well told joke

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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