What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

a man makes a bad joke

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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