Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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