- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Your mother is average.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Hey

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

homosexual

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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