- Anti Joke

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

kennah campion when she talks

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Link ate ink to make him sink.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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