- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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