- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim has no humor

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Guess what? You guessed it.

knock knock come in !

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Poop

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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