- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Women outside of the kitchen.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Trump will make America great again.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Wolfjob.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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