One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

whats black and strange a paki

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

I need to start studying.

John Cena

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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